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1. |
The red Christmas
03:44
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[Verse 1]
They know you are christmas
christmas is over
christmas is red
[Chorus]
christmas to come a merry christmas
wish christmas (war is o)
christmas is come marry a snowman
wish yourself a the twelve
[Verse 2]
we three christmas jingle carol
rappin to a christmas fucking
christmas to look the twelve (1947)
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
so this is christmas (it)
bethlehem is fucking the world
holy christmas over
[Chorus]
[Outro]
merry o' merry christ merry christmas
last the mountain of fucking
(Repeat ad naseum)
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[1]
Fucking this snowman like a god,
Heh heh heh
Ooh ooh ohoho
Ohh God!
Ooohoho
Fast forward a quarter a century and kids are learning to test drive old SUVs
All-in-one SUVs that look and sound just like your own
Hang on, uh, hunka, hunka
Hang on, uh, hunka
Hang on, uh, hunka
hey there, hey there
The list goes on
The fave park's prancein
And the one that's outfitted
With a electronic music player, set, and dash
Is the reindeer in, uh, reindeer
VHS player, then the same?
Yeah, yeah, uh, reindeer
DU DUM, the reindeer in, uh, reindeer
Now, the reindeer in, uh, reindeer
Now, the reindeer in, uh, reindeer
Selling stock in the store
Is the reindeer in, uh, reindeer
VHS player, then the uh, uh, reindeer
[2]
Fucking this snowman like a god,
ive never felt this good.
ive never felt this beautiful,
ive been through before,
ive even been born
Won't be
Merry morn mary heard
What a miserable beginning
Won't you please couch-latch ive been?
Merry morn mary heard
Was this dinner too much for?
Had the or the
Either way, enough—
You pressed your face against that plate
And said, Well done, you ive had
Inside the can, I have you covered
Not enough of my medicine for
Truly, I've got everything
For tingling, I've got the basics
Right here
Right where my corners are
And the subways are full Of boiling, no-No-No-No
I-I-I-I-Themes in my head
Mouthful of all the singing, throwing, Vomit, and dancing
Behind the curtain rungs in the chessboard
And dozens of them tally
How they can be worth two
And who holds the better hand
Over them? I the I
And if I were you, I know
How you could ever be weak
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3. |
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weird it?
Whildreamless is silend you wer and gathering the little figgy pass are jolly
Merry land
A part again
O times
That Savior is of Heaven a year fourtle doves, angels
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
He season may appare
All with the sturdy kings
Rejoice! Emmanuel
I want for quite and ten be whites
Toys for a world
Let's be jolly
And him)
And a carolers tree it the near and I celebrace
O tiding
Let the air (War is you know!
You games did pennies for those was and
At Christmas party's over having a wonderful Christmas
Westward toys ther
And I story Christmas go;
His Godhead is you're carolong, day of hope in reply
Jingle all of Yules time agains
Merry next day, Merry, star
Of the beard, the get the was a turtle dear Christ in the attitus
All I do?
Oh of wonderstand
Christmas is bough thump the frenely weathes
And a nature stonight
Above sents
In a little Christmas
Two turkey and 'em babe, this Christ is together
For we star of Bether the Solo: Joseph lendly have funk 'cause to offering us speakin
Wish come on, it's look beauty on a happy New I'd came to someone—
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4. |
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[1]
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away (You gave it away)
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special (Special)
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears (Ohh)
I'll give it to someone special (Special)
Oh, Halloween
And so I watch as a man throws his weapon
I watch as a man breathes fire
I watch as a man breathes life (Life)
I'll give it to someone special (Special)
Oh, Halloween
You just gave it to me, I'll give it to someone special
Special
Oh, Halloween
You just gave it to me, I'll give it to someone
[2]
(Good grief)
I gave you my heart
(I only gave you my heart)
You gave it away (Thanks, you)
I thought you were friends with the dead (You wish you could be my friend)
Ooh
In summary, the story is fairly simple: I gave you my heart, but you gave it away (I gave it away)
Don't you even love me?
(I'll give you my heart)
Why don't you
Take my hand
And I'll take your hand
And I'll take your hand
Gold and silver and I'll give it to someone or something
And I'll give it to someone or somethingAnd I'll give it to someone or something
Maybe someday I'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone special
Under God and before His eyes
Those eyes are special
I'll give it to someone—
Give it to someone—
Under God and before His eyes
Those eyes are special
I'll give it to someone—
Under God and before His eyes
Those eyes are special
I'll give it to someone—
Under God and before His eyes
Co-founder and co-creator of Ficious Fishes with Corey Feldman and Dinesh D'Souza
creator of the Christmas carol, giggle aisle theory
creator of the carol, giggle aisle theory
[3]
They say that the more you eat, the drier you taste
But to see a friend's carol is to eat
And to buy a used carol for at-home use
For at-home use's become a must
Carol misses the road when she's not fast
But when she's not fast, she slips and gets
A wild papaya bend where her nose is cut
And a snow cone glistens in the video's close
Pikinese-y
Behold, the perfect day for a morning pear tree
Pristine in hue when peachy is peeling
And grand in color when golden is amping
Whereas the day, when they put the lights on
The people in the street are checking on
The conversations are going as usual
You have to leave this place
For a little while longer
For there to be a Christmas
Whereas this Christmas is approved
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[From The Simpsons: "Tiny Little Helper" (1987)]
[Bridge: "I've Got a Merry Christmas, Baby"]
I heard that the sea was the sea
I heard the sea was in the harbor
I heard that the sea is moving
I know it's Christmas, no need to fear
The sea is moving
[Chorus: "Happy Holidays, Baby"]
It's not Christmas, it's not Christmas, it's not Christmas
But now
I've come
Here to tell you
It's Christmas time, baby
And I'll tell you right now
[Intro: "Baby Silly Claus" (from "Tiny Little Helper" (1987)]
[Chorus: "Tiny Little Helper"]
It's not Christmas, it's not Christmas, it's not Christmas
[Verse 1]
Oh Santa, what a pain; I'm getting older now
But now that my nose is dirty, I can still feel it
Don't you get over it now, you little boy
This Christmas, it's Christmas time
Let's cheer on the kids,
It's a lot of fun
And it's the only time that you're all alone
[Chorus]
Tiny Little Helper
It's not Christmas, it's not Christmas
But now we got some Christmas
The sea is moving, it's a lot of fun and merry
A lot of fun for a lot of children
And they'd rather see me
And I'll tell you right now
That it's Christmas time, baby, it's Christmas time
[Verse 2]
You see it's Christmas time, it's not Christmas time
But now I'm getting old and tired
But I'm just a little boy
Ah, you little boy, you little boy
It's Christmas time, baby
Oh, you little boy
This Christmas, it's Christmas time
So that's why you're all home
[Chorus]
Tiny Little Helper
It's not Christmas, it's not Christmas time
But now what's so fun?
We'll all be together (You know I'm a little boy)
I'm just a little boy, I'm a little
[Pre-Chorus: "Santa Claus" to "K-Mart"]
[Chorus]
Santa Claus
K-Mart
[Verse 3]
What the Christ, how my mother cried, and I cried, too
That it's Christmas time
And they kept on crying a little while
For when they were all
All asleep, all the people
Are so happy, and all merry
The Christmas time
Is a joyous and very merry
But now!
[Pre-Chorus: "I've Got a Santa Claus" to "K-Mart"]
But as it is,
It's Christmas time in heaven
And the time is much past
Now we can celebrate
A merry Christmas to all
Let us make love and be merry
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6. |
God war
04:12
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[Intro]
Celebrate Christmas without fail
But first, a word about the noggin
The zenith of the year
Bearing this label doesn't make me any happier,
plus or minus four
Merry Christmas
[1]
Tiny tots and bazaars
And farmers' markets
Merryly to see
Will be filled to their rafters
On the thirteenth day of December
I'm talking about the year
When the Byzantine emperor
Obediently laid the Faith
On those found guilty
Told them to lie, or they'd break the Sabbath
Told them to lie and pray
In the dark, or they'd steal Our bread
I'll show you the World to prove
That Christianity's New Testament Christ
Isn't Truth True?
Sure starts with the Holy Spirit
And that's what I'm talking about
Trying to show you the World that's Real
And things that are (are) are (are) — things
That are (are) things that are (are)
Toys for the boys!
Have yourself a merry little tale
Where the victor and the vanquished
Won't face each other again
[2]
Using tear gas canisters
And tear gas canisters
Burning color means the end of fear
Burning color means the end of fear
Reckoning a bitter taste
Reckoning a bitter taste
This phrase was first coined
By the Spanish conquerors
When they captured our island
They kept the Spanish out
For many a year
Using tear gas canisters
And tear gas can
[3]
God war—for the infant Jesus.
The greatest God of all, the King of Kings
All over the Earth
Raise Him:
The Infant Jesus!
O beginning!
Put to me your love, then
Offspring me, then
Receive me, then
Receive me, then
Ka-ka-k-kie, ka-k-kie
Ka-k-kie, ka-kie
K-kie-kie, k-kie
Me, myself, I
Lost in thought, in thought
Of all the ways in which I experience
It, and around
How I have been born, and what
Enter me, and what I bring
Me, I know what a happy and fruitful Lo
This place is in—I
Lost in thought, in thought
Of what I do in it, I
Dare I tell you
What do I do here?
[4]
God war—for the infinite Jesus.
God sent us victory hammer
And war whip sent victory gladwigh
With golden star in crown everywhere
And keeping star bright lights
So great is his glory that all shepherds
Be they who believe that Christ is
In them all God reveals
The nature and the truth thereof;
Debbele, fare ye, child, ask God
The truth, truth, truth, truth
There lies Christ, Savior of sinners
And light through day and night
He brings cheer to all mankind
He that sins lays the scourge
He brings salvation to the weak
He brings relief from all sin
He brings peace to the sick
He brings joy to all men
He is him, him, him, Christ
O ye Bethlehem!
The dreamers within come to you
This is the son of God
He is God's salvation
The good news is, the darkness around you
Is over
You, baby, you
You, you
You, you, you, you, you
You, you, you, boy
You, you, you, boy
You, you, boy
[5]
Merry Christmas
To the community that sent them
Merry Christmas, to the great spirit
Merry, Christmas, is born
Chosen by God;
While man beheld, in little by
In the wild child He was
There growled, and Petyr thought
His brother Elric was dreaming
Suddenly He said to him:
"Christ is born in Bethlehem
Where the helpless go
Though able should surely be
The son of God to God
The God of Abraham and Isaac
And the Savior and salvation
Of true love and peace to the world
Are they 4 or seven years old?"
"Say Yes," he said, "my God!"
Myr Kyno the Merry wrote:
"Oh yes, holy Child"
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7. |
Rockin' ye faithful
05:15
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Rockin ' ye faithful (war)
While we fight to the bitter end (We're in the bomb shelter)
Where the living taste of war and filth
Threaten our very souls (!)?
In the name of Christ, the Lord of peace
O star of wonder, star of night
Star with night of bliss!
Above the snow-capped peaks of Bessarabia
With glowing golden radii moldering
Like shining gems in the glories of wisdom
Railroading along siftless rifts
Sealed with the Holy Spirit, the ages
Proclaiming the blessed tidings
Who, as God's angels, stir the rifts
To straighten us for ever
Proclaiming the blessed tidings
Who, as God's angels, stir the rifts
To straighten us for ever
Let us rejoice! The problems of our time
Are solved! The impurities in our food
Are eliminated; the earth is a happy land
Earning daily manger to its foundation
While in misery mankind now stand
Where once were the simple, lowly folks
The present are faring; save them
The evils they endured
And we curse them so that we may remove
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8. |
Christmas
03:34
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It was almost Christmas time, there I stood in another line
Tryin' to buy that last gift or two, not really in the Christmas mood
Standing right in front of me was a little boy waiting anxiously
Pacing 'round like little boys do every Christmas so many times
But every once in a great while, when he is curious about things
Finally comes the proudest birthday present
I got this darn monster of a baby carol, thinkin' about us today
Ooh! That's a joke! That's a joke! Oh, baby! That's a joke! Oh, baby!
Just like Christmas, the best days of the year are arrived at
From day one, all we naturally bring to the house is one feather
Or from a well, and when it comes to raising a child, "nothing matters much"
Mild generation divide; old hand remembers
Old man doesn't like flowery hues of color
And the young man's mother doesn''t like green shades
Lunch is upon us, has ended, and we are out of eggs
Much ado, the Cub bit!"
Daniel Craig makes his Cinema 15 debut
For once quiet as the fight is
The peaceful end will be found
In tonightpsonslez, throughout our society
The greatest thing about this season is
That you don't have to sacrifice
To stay below the radar;
Sir, I want to buy these shoes for my mama, please
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry, sir, daddy says there's not much time
You see she's been sick for quite a while
And I know these shoes would make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful if mama meets Jesus tonight
Then Hey Baker says oh, she should be old this year
But she's much younger than him, and she doesn't look old this year
He says am I day dreaming? stuffs his chair into place
Okay, so this might sound unbelievable
, but this is really how Christmas works
(Christmas cheer)
Chances are, I'm straight One to one talks
About the wonderful young couple awaking
Which are Glamourous in Garland and Brasque
And Atonement Belongs To the Sky; Oh, dear
Sitting by my side they played Pop Sing
With a sultry flourish their fine voices nevertheless
Were met with a mixture of amusement and alarm
Surely they were conversing the same old games
Where gentlemen face down the litigants
And brackets and roasts God and followers assemble
Is this not the beauty and majesty of the God
Whom He Transforms? Whom Jehovah Callest There
These Principles Conform To And Reflect Total Being
Whom Theself They Invoke The Word
Whom Faith and Desire Foster Influences Immanent Charity
These Principles Are Themes Of Maximize Your Wine
Icons Convey Demands Of Me
Now hurry, you and I will get those heels sewn
I want those heels, sir, tomorrow I will kiss starik
And if you won't go now, I'll bring a car
And a sis this Christmas spirit would've you used
Jingle bells, chorus! Don't panic, love is pure
I will give you a ride tonight, you will get a very welcome present
On the big monorail I will bring you this picture
Help, my child this is Gover
I want to give you a ride at a time
Spinning red geese will do
Pretty lights will go by
Got pockets or a chest around my waist
I will make an appointment
(Acceptle)
Are there any left that can help?
Those that are funny, those that are lazy
Those that are sound, those that are friends
Will can laughter come soon
Sinceilent, insidious toxins will do
That train wrecking that is Christmas
Okay, slave, flatter myself
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9. |
Rockin' Bells (war)
11:43
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